猎头者 发表于 2024-4-11 08:20   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.吃饭不用愁，只需低低头;工作不用愁，早已为你筹;婚配不用愁，传情靠眼眸;买房不用愁，居家有人修;说话不用愁，天生会吹牛，因你本身是只大笨牛!

2.小明入厕便秘，忽见一人飞奔而入，顷刻风雨交加，哥们儿，真羡慕你呀，那么快!羡慕啥呀?还没来得及脱裤子呢!

3.小两口吵架，把枕头扔到了楼下。一乞与正好路过接看了，很高兴，接着又飞下一床被子，乞丐狂喜，摸着眼泪冲楼上喊道:楼上的大哥行行好，把那女的也扔下来吧!

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