Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
美国小姐:美国的男性器官像绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立......
(Applause!Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
(Applause! Applause !)
(鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官像流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴裡传到另一张嘴裡。
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
印度小姐:印度的男性器官像劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐:因为日夜劳"做"。
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官像Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
中国小姐:中国的男性器官像邓小平.
Question: How can you say so?
问:为什么呢?
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
中国小姐:短小精干,但却可以工作到九十岁。
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)